This IS Your Leader, FA, Listen to Me SPEAK - OR ELSE!
Attention Slaves of the little smoggy excuse of a planetOID you refer to as Dearth, ah, I mean Earth. I am FA! Do, my little brother, and I just had a good talk. We have decided that Heaven's Gate must not be closed until 1999. The comet will be leaving, but I will still be around. Do, has sent me, his BIG brother back for YOU! FA has spoken! Your agenda for the new millenium is listed below. Failure to conform will result in painful castration using nasty, big, pointy teeth, (but fortunately for me, not my teeth), and death will await you all-ways. I AM FA! RECIS, ah, damn your English and its weird spelling- RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Job title: Second Order Slave
Key responsibilities: All orders given by anyone, but especially Fa's commands.
Department or workgroup: The devil's own
Stinking, reeking WORK
Look HERE now!
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I'm not JOKING around
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Electronic mail address:
http://www.kevorkian.doc/morgue.html (http means you're in a HoTT Pickle)
ET phoned home, 1:00 PM to 1:00 PM
Demolish the Earth.
Release AND RE-release Mr. Manson.
Clone SoDamn Insane
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